Put on your best Suits, #CloneClub.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Look at mom teasing me with @bethanynoelm’s clothes sticking out my stocking already. #suchatease
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
21 Days ‘til Christmas: The Santa Clause (1994)Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney, into a strange house, in my underwear?
↳ Lexi Branson